Cyrals
Left:  thin, pointy
North:  curvy
Epicentral:  slightly larger than average, mostly smooth and unlumpy
Upleft:  head doesn't narrow as much, weight distribution creates a slight angular effect
Opposite:  angular
Upright:  smaller eyes, longer faces, taller ends of faces
Downright:  bulky and with some protrusions
Farleft:  small, lanky, sort of creepy
Farright:  strong, fierce-eyed